"Divert your eyes from the greater problems hiding behind the curtain as we bravely fight capitalism's evil gambit to put fewer Doritos in your Doritos bag!"
Thank you for a wonderfully cutting article. Nothing exposes idiocy better than sarcastic mockery. Alas..."Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true." - Julius Caesar
“ After all, those members of a new Legion of Doom are bent on giving us gas ranges, enabling us to consume meat products, and allowing us to choose our own cars, even our own tires!”
They even make us pick between 13 different kinds of deodorant…!
Thank you for a wonderfully cutting article. Nothing exposes idiocy better than sarcastic mockery. Alas..."Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true." - Julius Caesar
“ After all, those members of a new Legion of Doom are bent on giving us gas ranges, enabling us to consume meat products, and allowing us to choose our own cars, even our own tires!”
They even make us pick between 13 different kinds of deodorant…!